Grand Theft Venice
WHEN YOUR BOAT GETS SHANGAIED BY A WEIRD HOODED GUY,
ThE nEw TeAcHeR iS sOoO hOt
IM SUCH A FUCKING STALKER
Are you in a fucking locker
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.
THE HELLO KITTY ONE.
Im sorry but if you dont love this im judging you to hell i want this to happen me so bad omfg
cat stuck in a bathtub
i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own
why am I reblogging this?
it appears my blood has been successful
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
I FOUND IT AGAIN YES
i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.
i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring